This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "trying to get a little ass!"
Last week, this 31-year-old farmhand in Florida was busted after witnesses saw him having relations with a MINIATURE DONKEY!
Carlos Romero told the cops he, quot
e, "gets aroused" by seeing an animal in heat. So he'll stand behind the animal and have his way with himself. But this time, he says, he was brushing up against the donkey because he liked the way the fur felt . . . and might've accidentally gotten too close.