On Monday afternoon, 57-year-old Anthony Bruce Berry walked up to a business in Hypoluxo, Florida, dropped his pants . . . and started HUMPING THE DOOR.  An employee took a video, then called the cops. They found Anthony on a bus bench nearby.  They asked him if he'd just violated the door.  He SMILED and told them, quote, "Yes, I have a mental problem!"  He was arrested for indecent exposure.

(South Florida Sun-Sentinel) 

56-year-old Jessica Sexxxton and her 22-year-old daughter Monica are a MOTHER-DAUGHTER PORNO TEAM.  Yes, that means they do porno together. And their last name is spelled S-E-X-X-X-T-O-N.  They say it's, quote, "technically not incest" because their, quote, "lips never touch" during filming.  

Now, the Sexxxtons say they're hunting for a FATHER AND SON for a FOURSOME.  They're planning to do a nationwide search to find the right father and son to film with.

Any takers?

(Huffington Post)

JC Penney's online store sold out of a tea kettle on Tuesday (May 28th) after a someone pointed out its resemblance to Hitler. Actually it wasn't the kettle's resemblance to the Nazi leader, it was the negative space created by the handle.  After the post went viral, the kettle sold out.

Here's the follow-up to K-Mart's "Ship My Pants" commercial... 

Here's the "Ship My Pants" commercial...